‘Fist-pumping Luigi Mangione’s backpack had bullets wrapped in ‘wet’ underwear, court hears — as handwritten checklists with ‘pluck eyebrows’ revealed’ 
Note to self: Pluck eyebrows
Nobody is going to believe this lmao
Let me guess, it also had a checked off box next to “kill CEO” and one beneath the pluck eye brows one saying “destroy evidence” which was unchecked. Strangely beneath that one but checked was one labeled “get food at McDonalds, linger around and look at cameras and the manager giving them a clear look of my face to taunt authorities”. It also unsurprisingly I’d bet had “do communism” with two checks next to it! What a fiend!
“and a hand-drawn map of Pittsburgh, including possible escape routes, according to Manhattan prosecutors.”
This is so hackneyed. Why would he have a hand.drawn getaway map for Pittsburgh? Is the story that he was trying to get there to lay low or something?
ha I forgot about these court drawings were the only thing they could use to make him look bad
They made him look like Kramer lmao
Didn’t realize they were doing a remake of My Cousin Vinny
I hope he gets acquitted and writes a tell-all
If I Did It: And By ‘It,’ Well, Let’s Just Say, Pluck My Eyebrows
damn can’t believe he already had fans on his way to PA
This just in: investigators have uncovered hidden compartment of the backpack containing a note that simply says “I, Luigi Mangione [Social Security Number redacted], committed the murder as part of my Antifa plot to overthrow the government. I cannot be stopped by any means short of execution. The president is next.”
“POLICE arrest man for having WET underwear. NYPOST readership in PANIC!”
TODO: shidding and Farting, bully cool cops
