I hope he’s suffering. Physically, but also just absolutely disgusted with himself and the performances his role as president requires.

I seriously can’t even tell whether that’s Biden or Trump

Not my best work

Howard Stern: So Mr. President, you ready to get on the sybian?

Lotsa people don’t know this but I got a small spread near Odessa. It’s the biggest ranch in the whole dang state.

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death

That’s Donald Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!

what in tarnation

10 gallon hat, can you believe people call it that? Wow, first I heard of it, but it’s a nice hat, isn’t it? Y’know I am a cowboy when you think about it, think about it hard and fast, like no one has ever seen. Sleepy Joe, well he couldn’t wear this hat, he was part of an outlaw gang, bad hombres, called the “democrats” I’m the law, I’m the lawman.

All hat and no cattle

Derives from people wearing cowboy hats as fashion, but who are not actually cowboys

ALSO

Big hat, no cattle All hat, no ranch

All boy and no cow

all bark and no bite

all bluff and bluster

all booster, no payload

all crown, no filling

all foam, no beer

all hammer, no nail

all icing, no cake

all lime and salt, no tequila

all mouth and no trousers

all shot, no powder

all sizzle and no steak

all talk and no action

all wax and no wick

all motion and no meat

all show, no go

all fur coat and no knickers

all retch and no vomit

all fart and no poo.

all garnish and no meat

all buckle and no belt.

4-H vs 4-show

🎵Like a Reich grown cowboy🎵

Yenlowstonme

don imus lookin motherfucker