I don’t care about small businesses I just wanna make that corporate money so me and my kinda distant and self interested husband can buy a penthouse.

I’m sure nothing will cause me to have a Christmas themed change of heart.

  • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    Congratulations, Miss! As the mayor of Christmasville I’m honored to name you the winner of our annual sledding competition! Your prize is a romantic Christmas-themed dinner at a Christmas-themed restaurant for you and your +1. The perfect place for you to discover the meaning of Christmas.