The video of me crashing out in my car parked at the WalMart over my destroyed marriage went viral and Deborah didn’t say anything about it.

like people in your age bracket should be going to the doctor

Yeah that’s actually what I meant. Should have made it clear I wasn’t talking about myself, but the fact hardly anyone under 50 actually goes to the doctor anymore.

It is pretty cruel, to myself, how many wings I pound at 2 for 1 night at Buffalo Wild Wings.

The older ones understand the grift.

The podcasters in the admin actually drink their own kool-aid and will all get nerve damage from taking supplements with lead residue in them.

With all the quack medicines they take they’ll end up the same in half the time.

The Japanese were ahead of their time.

I will be writing quite the yelp review.

Best I can do is let you hear the actual woman you love’s entrapped soul scream on the phone for a few seconds.

Yeah, it shouldn’t have broken if it couldn’t actually fulfill his wish.

Interesting.

I’m surprised they didn’t go for the more classic horror trope of just shooting in an old ass antique shop run by a really problematic stereotypical wise Asian guy who’s shop disappears when the guy tries to go back to it.

Eh, I think the magical stick is just a silly mcguffin to justify the story. It’s more of a fable than an actual scifi or fantasy story. So I’m happy to just suspend my disbelief and enjoy the horror.

Just thought it was funny that a regular ass shop was selling it. Wasn’t even owned by a mysterious bearded old man who disappears after.

The movie keeps things a bit ambiguous. It’s mostly a mortality fable, a lot of it could be in the characters head.

Aw cool!

Look I just don’t want to get sued when all your friends end up dying horribly!

Should have put a comma there

Because Italian$$ are the ultimate inheritors of the $lave $tate of Rome! It*lians must be destroyed before communism can be achieved!

Perhaps.

Still generally a bad thing to do. I’d argue that was one of the Soviet Unions bigger Ls. Forced relocation rarely goes well, even when there’s some justification for it.

I mean yeah you could compare it to the Armenian genocide, since quickly forcing a large group of people into a less hospitable region without any support is an act of genocide. Whether that be abandoning them in a desert or forcing them into a narrow strip of land that you blockade.

Also the Holocaust isn’t the only concentration camps have been used, wasn’t even the first. The first official use of them was during the Boer Wars.

EVEN IN DEATH I SERVE THE OMNISSIAH!

Do you aspire to the purity of the blessed machine?