InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago[Not the Onion] Man Cerealhexbear.netimagemessage-square70linkfedilinkarrow-up1121arrow-down10
arrow-up1121arrow-down1image[Not the Onion] Man Cerealhexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square70linkfedilink
minus-squareMaxOS [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·3 months agocomes with a color changing spoon with tactical grip
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·3 months agoTactical spoons - not as a joke - should actually exist. For example - yer eating some cereal for yer chow but the enemy appears outta nowhere. Knife? You don’t have it. Gun? You don’t got it. Whaddya gonna do? -– Ninja edit Whaddya gonna do? You’re gonna spork 'em!
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 months agoHonestly surprised that wasn’t Cold Steel
minus-squareMeltyheartlove@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-24 days agodeleted by creator
minus-squareStrayce@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoPerfect for eating my tactical bacon
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoCanned bacon: GIRLIE, GAY, COMMIE, BAD Tactical bacon: STRONG, POWERFUL, MANLY, ALPHA I bet tactical bacon costs at least three times as much. But what can the chuds do? Being ALPHA ain’t easy or cheap.
minus-squareJustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.netMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoIt has a toy knife in the handle. Cute.
minus-squareKrem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agofor when you’re eating cereal but an ASSAILANT appears out of nowhere to ENDAGER your FAMILY edit oh wait that’s what the original post said, I’m slow
minus-squareCrawlMarks [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-23 months agoIronically the one time a bayonet mount is a good idea
minus-squaretactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoCapitalists innovation 10/10, no notes
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comes with a color changing spoon with tactical grip
Tactical spoons - not as a joke - should actually exist. For example - yer eating some cereal for yer chow but the enemy appears outta nowhere. Knife? You don’t have it. Gun? You don’t got it. Whaddya gonna do?
-–
Ninja edit
Whaddya gonna do? You’re gonna spork 'em!
Honestly surprised that wasn’t Cold Steel
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Perfect for eating my tactical bacon
Canned bacon: GIRLIE, GAY, COMMIE, BAD
Tactical bacon: STRONG, POWERFUL, MANLY, ALPHA
I bet tactical bacon costs at least three times as much. But what can the chuds do? Being ALPHA ain’t easy or cheap.
It has a toy knife in the handle. Cute.
for when you’re eating cereal but an ASSAILANT appears out of nowhere to ENDAGER your FAMILY
edit oh wait that’s what the original post said, I’m slow
Ironically the one time a bayonet mount is a good idea
Capitalists innovation 10/10, no notes