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I haven’t belly laughed in a while but scrolling through the “decent” clocks only to arrive at MechaHitler with no numbers and one hand fucking flying around the screen really sent me
CRY BIDEN CRY
I love this website
Deepseek was the only one that got it right lmao
Gemini for me. Deep seek rendered the numbers off screen. If Google wins the AI race too, we should all just pack our bags lol, it’s over.
lol yeah my screenshot below is of it actively displaying the proper time adjusted to timezone perfectly
China stay winning
TIANSHANG TAIYANG HONG YA HONGTONGTONG EI
OC’ing my model to 3600 megabidens
I love that it couldn’t even center the circle properly.
Meanwhile on deepseek:
Perfectly displaying my local time in real time indistinguishable from an actual clock. China stays winning.
The Qwen model is also Chinese
Lol. Wonder what went wrong there.
Easy. It’s the same people behind both LLMs. They just told a developer to code a program that makes an app that designs an algorithm that makes a neural network that puts all the bad stuff into one LLM and all the good stuff into another and that’s how you get qwen
Not enough good training data
IIRC Qwen 2.5 is old and a much smaller model than DeepSeek 3.1, but also a lot of the models are outdated. I know that Qwen makes models that are more comparable to DeepSeek.
A temperature greater than zero
absolutely beautiful
qwen (whatever it is) might be the closest i’ve seen to “ai” doing something close to “art”
Qwen never even gets it close but it’s still amazing
qwen is consistently the funniest one by far lmao
It looks like a game of pool.
When I looked this model actually got it right! Everything was correct except the hour hand was an hour behind lmao
There’s some art in there. Wish I knew enough about artistic movements to be able to ascribe them to fitting ones. I’m sure there’s some cubism going on, some surrealism probably and dadaism but anything specific or more modern and I am fucked
Deepseek updated before I got the clock I actually wanted, so you get this one as a sort of honourable mention
Big fan of the “exploded” clock variant. I think I could install a piece like that in a contemporary gallery
GPT makes some interesting maximalist pieces
There’s also the “huddled” type, but I see that one in quirky stores all the time. Still, novel enough
Qwen makes some bangers too
This one is giving Hitler-stache. Is it saying something about the inherent fascism of how we structure time in capitalism?
Not included in the picture: The square also rotates
Testing AI
Testing for dementia“Draw a clock”
AlzhAImer’s disease
lmfao that’s just a butthole
“Witness, the most sophisticated technology ever conjured by humans! True artificial intelligence!”
Deepseek wins for me, grok second, chatgpt was drunk.
Once they can do “Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV”, they’ll outperform Trump too!
I have no idea how ai works lmao
In this case the LLMs are just coding (or attempting to code) a clock with html and css, possibly javascript too but you wouldn’t necessarily need it. Part of the prompt was leaked in this other comment: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/10677257/7733548. Then the website grabs the LLM’s answer and displays it. So the LLM is not generating the clock directly, it’s just writing code that you then run.
As for how it generates uhh
(no more precisely they tokenize words, breaking them into a unit the neural network can work with, then they also transform words into tensors, which are arrays of vectors in N dimensions, which gives each word the LLM learns semantic closeness between words and concepts, then after that the rock we trick into thinking performs magic and outputs a sentence).
These AI are dumbasses and don’t even consider using a point zero
When being told do:
I find it funny these machines can’t even exercise the simplest thought patterns
