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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 days ago

Survived years of intense war only to die to some looney tunes shit, rip bozo.

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Survived years of intense war only to die to some looney tunes shit, rip bozo.

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 days ago
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    Did they get her semen in time

    • huf [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Could she be used as an axolotl tank? Just curious

      • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Now that you mention it, it’s crazy that the “most infamous” Warhammer 40k lore is once again literally just half-ass lifted straight from Moorcock/Dune. I had completely forgotten that aspect of the Bene Tleilax.

        • Kuori [she/her, pup/pup's]@hexbear.net
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          half-ass lifted straight from Moorcock/Dune

          same-as-it-ever-was

  • SchillMenaker [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Please tell me the container contained a piano or a giant anvil.

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Spoiler Alert: It was full of harvested cum and it comically splooshed out

    • Guamer [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      And her head popped out the top with her teeth comically replaced with piano keys that started playing

    • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Or said ‘karma’ on it.

  • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Vaxxed?

  • buttwater [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Gravity is hamas

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    Did anyone check to see if the container was okay??

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I usually disapprove of everything Israeli soldiers do, but this new thing shows some promise. They should stop surviving years of “intense war” or whatever and focus on doing more of this.

    • hellinkilla [they/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Anyone can change paths and redeem themselves.

  • kleeon [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    DID THEY GET HER SEMEN IN TIME?

  • BanMeFromPosting [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    bugs-stalin <- He did it

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    Ha, shes no Klingon

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Yeah and I’m being hyperbolic when I say “intense war” we all know the IDF just hides out in bases and drops drone grenades on civilians.

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        And thats why they’ll nevee tale a barrell to the face like our boy Worf did with honour.

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        Heh sometimes the bravely venture forth in armoured vehicles, from which they are sometimes kidnapped by the dastardly enemy

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    Unreported: The container was allegedly labeled ‘her sins’.

    this is a joke

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    ADL now remarking that gravity is anti-semitic.

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    a crushing defeat

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    Good, I hope it hurt

    Rest in piss Bozo

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    Welcome to the Resistance, standardized ISO shipping container 07

  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Were they trying to do some MGSV Fulton extraction shenanigans?

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      Fulton extraction?

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        I read this in a Solid Snake “Metal Gear?!” voice in my head.

        Fulton surface-to-air recovery system. The real one is you use a balloon to extract something/someone from a field and a plane snaps it up with a hook. In some of the Metal Gear Solid games, you get super silly things like retreating from the field by putting a massive Fulton balloon on a large cargo container, hopping on top of it, and that gets snapped up by a helicopter.

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          Yeah hahaha I was engaging in Solid Snake communication, I actually played MGSV a lot

          • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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            I accidentally codec-otacon’d then lol

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              Sorry mate, ever since I saw the post here on hexbear of the Solid Snake communication technique I’ve been so eager to use it hahaha

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