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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago

Next time use Linux instead of MacroShit

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Next time use Linux instead of MacroShit

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago
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https://xcancel.com/i/status/2039764744706371787

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  • peeonyou [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    turns out they were only licensed for one outlook. not only that, but the license was terrestrial only. they need a separate extraterrestrial license for each outlook. that can only be purchased while signed in with the terrestrial license, which can only be used while on earth.

    please fly back to earth and sign in to purchase the appropriate licenses.

  • pierre_delecto [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Imagine going to space and still having to deal with fucking email 😂. Fuck that why even bother

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      yeah. i get that they have to do some kind of work, like neat experiments, and fiddle with control panels and such. but emails? microsoft office? come on.

      80% of waking time in space should be spent contemplating the universe and our small part in it. then 15% for chilling out and doing cool zero gravity stuff, and 5% fiddling with control panels and communicating with earth maybe

      • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Surprisingly low % of time you’ve set aside for romancing alien baddies

  • DasRav [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    I cannot describe the terror I would feel when I enter a space rocket and see Windows on any of the screens in there. I would be out of there instantly

    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      BOO!!!

      • godlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        where i post from

      • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Jasc scream reaify foud

  • thefunkycomitatus [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Just log into one of the 30 dashboards Microsoft uses to manage its 200 services, and go into 15 layers of policy settings to uncheck a setting you didn’t set but Microsoft thought it should be set for your security, then realize your account doesn’t have that privilege so open up power shell and set yourself as a site admin despite already being a global admin, then OneDrive sync kicks in and Trump’s desktop is somehow now the ISS desktop? IDK.

    • Carl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      It’s so much easier than typing sudo snap install outlook-for-linux --edge

  • john_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Now it’s time to send an email if you dare

    This is Major Tom to Ground Control

    I’m clicking on the send

    And it errors in a most peculiar way

    And this error looks very different today

    • Enjoyer_of_Games [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      The screen of death is blue

      and there’s nothing I can dooo

  • deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Teams was probably clogging up all resources.

  • Johnny_Arson [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    second-plane Mr. President, a second outlook has hit the spacecraft.

  • segfault11 [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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    i know this trick, and tbh i think it’s fine if they just wanna watch youtube and chill for the day

  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I’m seeing double here, four Outlooks

    • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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      Houston I’m seeing an Outlook, no TWO Outlooks outside the craft - we’re not alone up here, control.

      • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Yes we are looking out. But they are looking in

  • Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    friend-visitor-3 friend-visitor-2 I heard they have a copilot on Artemis helping them fly

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    Did they try to ask copilot for help?

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    “Sir, Outlook is outside the craft begging someone to let it back in.”

    Outlook: But I’m right here

  • abc [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    This will be a very normal thread about an Orion crewmember’s laptop having Windows installed on it, I’m sure.


    • Carl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      forum signature

      is this a lemmy feature or just a trend I’m seeing people hop onto either way it’s neat

      • cosmosaucer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        i think its a trend but im curious how they do it

        do they copy paste the signature everytime they comment or is it somehow automated

        • Edward [he/him]@lemmy.encryptionin.space
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          I made a script to help automate, but I only run that on the computer. On phone, sometimes on the computer, and before the script, I copy paste


          ⓘ This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.

        • abc [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          I just use a Clipboard manager and search for ‘***’ (for the line break portion) and just paste the one I copied when I first uploaded the image the first time I stole @KnilAdlez@hexbear.net’s bit


        • KnilAdlez [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          I have a keyboard that lets me use macros that I don’t use and I copy/paste every time instead.


        • Liketearsinrain@lemmy.ml
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          idk either way I love it

      • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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        if anyone reading this finds them annoying instead, you can use ublock origin’s element picker to create custom rules blocking peoples’ sig banners

        • abc [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          wtf who would do such a thing


      • abc [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Just a bit I copied from @KnilAdlez@hexbear.net


  • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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    FR THO. What the fuck are they thinking?

    • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      It is probably a political requirement, like much of the rest of the SLS.

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    If they were using Linux, it would randomly not boot one day and take 3 days and 43 steps to troubleshoot

    • Carl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      The thing is this is the space program, so if they were on Linux they’d be on some Debian build from the 00s and you’d have to go through ten mission specialists every time you wanted to run sudo

      • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        Some old-ass BSD derivative (built for Z80 architecture) where you have to recompile the kernel every time the core rope memory gets kinked

    • decaptcha [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      a real country’s space program would include a Kernel Officer on every mission, with standard issue programming socks

      • lilypad [pup/pup's, it/its]@hexbear.net
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        Kernel Space Program

        • bunnossin [she/her, it/its]@hexbear.net
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          kelly

      • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Colonel Kernel

    • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Still better than Windows 11.

    • LeninWalksTheEarth [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      how dare you not fellate Linux

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        I would happily fellate Linux all day if it fucking worked.

    • Calfpupa [she/her]@lemmy.ml
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      Only if they update past an LTS

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