Audio captures Simonetti “yelling and hooting about Jesus” before commenting about the “tarantula that I just bought.” Simonetti is also heard commenting about a spider infestation and saying, “This is why you never f*** with Marisa Simonetti.”

italians. not even once.

EDIT: this person is a hilarious menace. had her real estate license revoked, which is kind of impressive seeing how scumbaggy that industry is with slumlords. but i guess even they have limits on people trying to do a little 3 card monte with houses.

is ostensibly non-partisan, but tried to run as the “conservative” candidate while locking up the endorsement of some local republicans.

another weird details is that despite her Sicilian-style threat of “don’t fuck with Marisa Simonetti” which she shouted perfectly for the A/V recording of the victim (LMAO), she was born “Harper” and changed her name just because. her boyfriend is apparently a 70 year old freak show named Mike Held.

also, i couldn’t find the clip, but apparently there was video floating around of her harassing a girl acout cookie stand and making legal threats with no basis.