Audio captures Simonetti “yelling and hooting about Jesus” before commenting about the “tarantula that I just bought.” Simonetti is also heard commenting about a spider infestation and saying, “This is why you never f*** with Marisa Simonetti.”

italians. not even once.

EDIT: this person is a hilarious menace. had her real estate license revoked, which is kind of impressive seeing how scumbaggy that industry is with slumlords. but i guess even they have limits on people trying to do a little 3 card monte with houses.

is ostensibly non-partisan, but tried to run as the “conservative” candidate while locking up the endorsement of some local republicans.

another weird details is that despite her Sicilian-style threat of “don’t fuck with Marisa Simonetti” which she shouted perfectly for the A/V recording of the victim (LMAO), she was born “Harper” and changed her name just because. her boyfriend is apparently a 70 year old freak show named Mike Held.

also, i couldn’t find the clip, but apparently there was video floating around of her harassing a girl acout cookie stand and making legal threats with no basis.

The poor tarantula didn’t deserve that

Cartoonishly evil mugshot lmao what the hell is that expression

Facial expression that says “I’ll fuckin’ do it again” loud and clear.

"This is why you never fuck with Marisa Simonetti.”

Evil Tara Mooknee