“Uh, what?”
“This is literally a world changing technological innovation! And all anyone can think about is chatting up beavers???”
“I mean I think it’s just supposed to be a silly kids movie.”
“Also it doesn’t even make sense! Just cuz you upload your consciousness to a robotic facsimile of a beaver doesn’t mean you could communicate with them like you would a human. Beavers don’t have full sapience or any concept of complex language. Also why can she talk with OTHER animals now? Why would a worm speak the same language as a beaver?”
“Do you do this with every movie?”
“You don’t?”
Watching it now. It’s very heartwarming settler propaganda.
You can’t violently rise up against the oppressors stealing your home! That’s too far!
For real though, total waste of amazing tech. There must be some way to use this to kill people at scale.
Potentially yeah.
Could also be used to make some sort of Utopian version of the Matrix though.
You also literally just unlocked the key to immortality, nobody even seems to consider that.
They do have a robust court system.
“This is literally a world changing technological innovation! And all anyone can think about is chatting up beavers???”
rare American W
I’m not opposed to talking to beavers with the tech.
But the team of scientists who created it seem only interested in the zoological applications when it like, this tech has implications for all of society.
I am opposed to Americans doing anything with tech other than chat to beavers.
Knowing them they’d probably come up with a way for using that for evil.
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