So, just a heads up for anyone who hasn’t had red vines in a while, I have some bad news. I haven’t had red vines in maybe 2-3 years. I bought some last night, and…enshitification.

They are sooooooo thin now! They used to be girthy tubes. Like the size of straws. Now it’s less of a vine, and more of a hollow slightly wobbly stick. Still tastes how I remember. But there’s like half of what it used to be.

Would not have bought it if I knew how bad it got. Figured I’d save you guys some money for anyone who cares about this sort of thing. Which, given the community, I would assume would be the vast majority of you.