He doesn’t look a day over 32 years old

Life is short and hard, like a body-building elf

It’s like kissing a peanut!

The restaurant had turd soup and stale bread. The people who like bread saw it was stale so they left, and everyone remaining ordered the turd soup.

Half his voters were women.

Username does not check out.

Why can’t the current one do that?

“””salad”””

Yeah I think the PBR was unnecessary but a friend brought it over. The Lambrusco with ice was basically a sangria. Throw it in a pitcher with some fruit and people would love it.

Definitely a fork-and-knife situation.

The frosting was the hardest part to eat. I like cream cheese, but I had to make sure to include a little in each bite so I didn’t just get a mouthful of cream cheese. The rest of the ingredients are pretty normal and tasty.

…and on your cake day, no less 🥳

Savory or sweet? Tomato aspic sounds 🤢

Pretty damn good. The “frosting” kind of wigged me out a bit, but that’s a mental thing. It tasted just fine, since it’s cream cheese.

Once I got over the idea that the “frosting” is savory and not cake frosting, it was pretty good. I mean, the ingredients involved are all tasty. It’s one of those strange novelty dishes from back in the day when people wanted to impress “company”.

Very true. A fox got ours and it was really traumatic. They all had names and were so sweet.

Oh totally. But not economical.

It’s simply not economical to raise chickens. It’s like brewing beer: very labor-intensive, expensive, and heart breaking when they die, which they are very good at. It’s not a hobby to save money, despite what people tell you. The eggs are great though.

Dual stream can be an issue. But when it is, I clean up my fucking piss. People are gonna miss or splatter; a decent human being should clean up after themselves. Most people are not decent human beings.

He’s been out of PayPal for a while, but he does want to make twitter the American WeChat.