people are not stupid

Uh. Looks around at the state of the world

Every time I learn something new about Copenhagen I love it more

It’s… Walmart. I mean, it’s … Walmart.

Not yet

genuine class!

Ah shut up, poopy pants

Paint my chicken fingers!

Fueling the cash furnace, of course.

I went from Bentley to cheap dumb cars

👍👌

Yeah but he has a laptop /s

Nah, I’ve been married for 22 years, I don’t care anymore. Actually never did.

Become a republican

And “dangerous urban youths”

Algae and shame

deep lakes

So I guess if we blow up the dam, we’re in the clear

“Oh you grew up in Phoenix? My family’s in Scottsdale. So, like, do you have pubes?”

Nope, hedges.

You don’t like bush, cool, don’t sleep with someone who has one.

Should this conversation happen prior to the encounter, then?

For some reason I waited until June 19 🤦