Could you imagine them trying to cram trump into a flight suit and then into a fighter jet for a carrier landing? The plane would plunge into the ocean. Ok so wait they should try this

“The cats responded to positive-reinforcement treats by simply demanding more treats”

I have heard this argument and agree with it. However… to use those services, you already have to dox yourself. You have to create an account (they nerf anonymous access to the point of unusability) and in doing so, link your name into the web of information these ad brokers and their ilk already have about you. And that is FAR MORE than any government-issued ID would provide.

So my immediate reaction to an ID requirement is “no way” but further thought reveals that it really doesn’t matter. The only way to win is not to play. None of those social media apps/sites are necessary, nobody has to use them.

Whenever I see kids selling lemonade now, I think about how they are subsidized by their parents (you know they’re not buying those supplies at the store) and then I realize most grown adults who “start businesses” are subsidized by their parents as well. So what I’m saying is that lemonade stands are unfair. Also, I never carry cash and they rarely take Venmo.

“Oh hey look, a Nazi sympathizer.”

Fourfold: announce “peace” deal, stocks go up, sell and make money. “Peace” deal falls through, stocks go down, buy low. Rinse and repeat.

He’s such a shit stain. And yet I’d rather have him 100 out of 100 times over trump, because he doesn’t have the ability insane personality cult. Nobody’s going to fly Vance flags or wear Vance hats. Sure, he’ll continue to destroy the country and any hope of a good life for the bottom 99%, but at least I won’t see constant reminders when I leave the house.

Uh. I have bad news for you….

All I see is

With a name like that, there’s no limit to the heights they can reach!

I get these all the time, annoying af. I just mark as spam and move on. Not sure how GitHub could stop this.

Not yet, the S&P backed off their fast-track and it won’t be able to go into their index funds for 90 days. But Tesla is already in there, so 🤷

I’ve never met a normal person in my life. Errbody be crazy in their own ways. I say this as a very average-looking dude.

I usually just mutter “fuckin’ piece of shit” but sometimes I yell that.

I was already not getting enough value from it, the price change sealed the deal for me.

Find one that plays “La Cucaracha”!

an incident that allegedly took place on May 14, 2023, at an Outback location in Sterling — a D.C. suburb

Knowing that area, yep, Sterling checks out. So would Manassass or South Riding.

A golden age for laser tag arenas

He was always a cunt

Well that sucks, I’m sorry to hear that. If only we lived in a country that bothers to take care of its people.