I wish it did that to me

I bought it for my Tesla (back when I had it) for $2500. Shitty decision, but I believed the hype. Can’t wait to get my $5 check from the class action suit.

At one point they were charging $15k for it, and Elmo was claiming it would go to $100k in its final form. You know, when it actually fucking worked. Which it never will.

Not his, but any other presidency. 2016’s “grab ‘em by the pussy” proved that.

completelty

Perfect.

A messiah with flakes and limp lifeless hair is one I sure won’t follow.

I wish for him to get what he deserves

TACO

I believe I opened a door last week!

boner bribe

Fixed that for you

To leave the nazi bar, one needs only to walk out the door. There are other non-Nazi bars right nearby.

China has been generous

I loved that game so much back in the day

Damn nature, you scary

Come and get me, motherfuckers.

It wouldn’t surprise me to see them move to another country. They just opened their first office in Belgrade.

I block anime subs. I block furry subs. I think they should exist. I just don’t need them. Let people enjoy things, it doesn’t mean you have to.

“That’s the problem with you computer people, you make things so hard to use!”

Dependopatomus