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Nah, he’s just really, REALLY baked and forgot how to speak if he thinks about it too much.
Watch, I’m gonna fry and egg on him, LMAO
“Why do they call them cookies and not bakies?”
For the same reason you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. English is drunk AND stoned.
“Why do you bake cookies and cook bakies?”
Trying to remember if they left themselves turned on.
SHSHSHSHSHHH!! If they hear that they’ll freak out and try to go home to turn themselves off. It happened before. That’s why there’s a metal plate above the sink now. Don’t ask.
The original digital Satan
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Your pareidolia is malfunctioning.
Dude… I think there’s a gas leak…
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shouldn’t be shitting on the kitchen floor tho
