(All) 675 bollocks of Sphincter Bratt found in a dump truck around San Rectum. Fecal authorities are on the scat. Let the games of Christian Colon begin.

Rectum? I barely knew 'em!

but by all means, send every single federal agent there–immediately! and don’t let them come back until they find out who in san recto threw those away.

I feel like CA can sue for defamation.

One might even say he’s… full of shit.

I read the name as Sphincter, so I guess.