B.J. Nomnom
That’s gotta be a pseudonym, that name’s a bit hard to swallow.
If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life.
Spoiler alert
- Sell a get rich quick book to suckers
- Write a book named “How to earn salary without working”
- Be born filthy fucking rich
Own capital
tl;dr: do crimes.
Sounds like work…
For some of us, just existing is a crime in and of itself. It can be so easy!
Wait, you guys are getting paid?
Not anymore, and I owe 24k on SSI payments trump retroactively made illegal
The 20 jobs I’ve applied for over the last 2 weeks have gotten me about to go the nom nom route
I’m casing houses on my nightly walks
I don’t mind working, I just don’t want to do what they tell me to. That’s why I’ve been self-employed for over 30 years. I got real tired of moronic middle managers forcing me to do stuff I knew was stupid.
write a book ‘how to earn 1000$ quickly no scam’
make 10+ copies of book
sell each book for 1000$
Management
Both my sisters figured it out somewhat.
One sister is often on-call as a nurse, she answers 5 calls over 24h and gets paid a full workday’s salary for it. Downside is it limits a bit what you can do.
Other sister speedran care worker to 24h disabled help night shifts. Found a person, established a sleep routine, she and patient sleep the whole night except my sister gets paid overtime salary for it.
Takes some effort up front, but cult leader?
Page 1: “Write a book called “How To Earn A Salary Without Working” and get people to buy it. The rest of the pages in this book can be used for sketching, journaling, or scrapbooking.”
Be Disabled or unemployed.
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Disability pays like $900/month, max.
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Unemployment is something YOU already paid to yourself, is based on what income you had when you lost your job, and runs out in about 6 months.
Not everywhere is America.
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The disabled and unemployed get fuck-all and struggle to survive.
Defend your comment.
I never said it was a good salary
lmao
But, a good salary was implied
At least where I live, collecting unemployment requires doing tasks that I consider “working”.
Like applying for jobs or what?
Yeah, they require (a very reasonable number of) job hunting activities, and also you also have to fill out a form every week to actually collect the payment.
Thats way more work than here. You can get away with applying for 0 jobs and of the case worker calls you up to check youve been applying for jobs then you just send out a few applications
