We all now the meme of “I am not Gay but” and then you list a celebrity(or character) you find out. What about the opposite team?
Mine is Shego from Kim possible and Karlach from bg3
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I’m bi so
I’m gay, but, Yennefer (The Witcher series) is pretty fine, and back in college I had quite a thing for Seras Victoria (Hellsing).
bisexual panic noises
there is no such thing as bisexuality.
you simple exist in a state of homo or no homo and you don’t know which until your pants come off.
Hey, I get this is supposed to be a joke but starting it off with the words “there’s no such thing as bisexuality” and then proceeding to reduce attraction to only existing during sex… Yeah, that’s kinda gross
Thanks for saying so. It also rubbed me the wrong way.
cool, tell that to all the people who think bisexuality isn’t real, instead of lecturing someone who thinks it is?
and especially tell it to the lgbt+ people ‘progressive’ who also think it isn’t real.
or continue to attack someone who is your ally, i guess. because that’s easier I suppose?
or maybe don’t do it because you will just alienate people who do support you.
and ignore the context of the thread at all times, of course.
I gave you the benefit of the doubt, and tried alerting you in good faith that your “joke” didn’t come off the way (I assume) you intended.
I didn’t accuse you of being biphobic.
I didn’t even accuse you of thinking bisexualality isn’t real, despite the fact you wrote that in your comment.
I said nothing about you personally.
The correct response would have been along the lines of “sorry, I didn’t mean for my comment to come across as hostile, I was just trying to make a silly joke, my bad”
Instead, you’ve just been a dick
What does that accomplish exactly?
you being offended and feeling self-righteous about it and no doubt patting yourself on the back about the whole exchange here.
you’re welcome.
Ooh look I can do that too!
I bet you’re sitting there with a huge smug grin on your face after totally owning me in this debate we were having, and you’ll tell all your friends and colleagues about how great you are for winning this internet argument
See how I made up an imaginary caricature of you and insulted that? See how fucking dumb and childish that sounded?
Maybe next time don’t take constructive criticism so personally
An ally would listen to feedback from the minority they claim to support… just sayin’
If you’re able to be alienated by someone trying to be inclusive, you were never an ally to begin with.
In true quantum sexuality, measuring it would actually affect the measurement. You’d probably get a lot of false positives for any super hot humans you put in front of test subjects.
I’m asexual but przm
I think… Ryan Gosling…? He’s a bit milfy
I’m not gay but… My Husband is
You reminded me of a joke. In Brazil there are lots of jokes about Portuguese being dumb, kinda like blonde jokes. There’s one where the Portuguese says “Brazilians are way too naive, anything you tell them they believe you, I was in a cruise ship with one of them, I lied to him and told them I was gay, he believed me and spent the entire trip fucking me in the ass”
I’m not gay but… My Wife is
nice
Same
boy it would be really awkward if it turned out you were the two parts of the same couple
OMG! Can you imagine!
Bumping into my husband online… That’d be embarrassing!
Henry Cavill. Absolute sculpture of a man.
Edit: I misread the question, but the answer still stands for he is a golden god
I am gay butt
Salma Hayek
I’m gay, but mine is Hasan Piker. I’d do very dirty things to that man lol
I’m gay, buuut …
Young Patrick Swayze
A fit femboy twink
Any not too nasty man willing to pay over $500/hour, lol
I’m a 6 on the Kinsey scale. There is no sum of money or volume of alcohol that could persuade me to even be in the same room as an unclothed vagina.
You could hold a machine gun to my head and it would still be a hard pass. Penis ftw 💪
As a straight woman, I thought all of us mammals actually like breasts though… No?
I guess some penises come with breasts… How do you feel about those?
Funny that. I was breast fed and the only sexual experiences I’ve had with women involved the top half… Boobs dont gross me out like vaginas.
Tits/penis combos sound fine but id still choose a hairy chest any day. Tits or not ha.
sameses but maybe you found yourself attracted to a women, no necessary in lets’ take off our clothes and get down on the ground.
I am not gay but all my girlfriends think I am.
