I’m gonna get together with my boys and we’re all gonna bbq and drink beers shirtless, and talk about how much we like boobs and cars. And then we’ll all make ou…
I mean, uh, watch football.
the only straight sport is golf, cuz you play it alone hitting your balls with a club
The straightest sport of all is men having competitive gay sex because it’s like they’re only doing it for the glory rather than out of enjoyment
Breast growth competitions gotta be extremely straight as well. After all, if you like boobs, why not grow a pair yourself?
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me and my fellas are STRAIGHT now that woke pride is over - no more suckin and fuckin all day! it’s hand jobs only for the next 11 months, boys - get used to it!
11 months until we can go back to the pile 😔
Someone please straight me (I have functional scoliosis)
I’ll get my rack
Careful, it’ll bring all the boys to the yard.
“A really firm yank should get your spine straightened out.”
Pride is over, time for lust
which month is Wrath
We do pride, lust, gluttony, sloth, envy and then the rest of the year is wrath. Greed is too corporate.
greed month is like white history month
Or like Straight pride
October
I’m tired of gay pride month, it’s too woke. Next year we should celebrate straight shame month like God intended.
I’m like some sort of god damn asymptote lol.
As time passes I realize I’m a little more queer, but not enough to fully be queer.
Well, I am queer, I’m aromantic! But being a cishet male it still feels like I’m “looking in” instead of “being in”. You know what I mean?
Same bro. At this rate I should be bi when i’m 80
Like I’m a cishet male yet prefer dick. Like wtf? Lmfao.
Straight pride flag:
OF HORMUZZZZZZZZZZ
yeah im straight
straight up fuckin gay
July should be Straight Shame month.
Oh thank God I-…
I… I was thankful for the chance to be… b-b- be ANGRY! Yes, be angry that every month can’t be pride month. Yep, that’s me! Didn’t want to waste a perfectly good chance to be upset hahaborn to Miata, forced to F350 😔
shit i forgot to check the dates i guess that fishing trip this weekend is CANCELLED
