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to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 day ago

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age rulegression

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  • germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Apparently this story is slightly fabricated, this dog exists, tried to become a service dog and got disqualified, however not due of the stuffed animal but because he failed the regular tests by being inattentive / easily distracted

    Still hella cute I want to pet him 10/10 dog

    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
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      failed the regular tests by being inattentive / easily distracted

      til I would not be certified as a service dog

      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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        You’re also too smart to be a cop

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Same, except I’ve long suspected it anyway tbh 🤷🏻

    • FatVegan@leminal.space
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      I don’t think the dog tried to become anything. Someone made him

      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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        “okay doggie let’s train you to be a service dog”
        *Holy SHIT i get to work? I get to HELP?! yesyesyesyesyesyesyes*

      • germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Idk he seems pretty sad that he couldn’t get the job

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      Would it not be reasonable to assume that his attachment to the elephant plushie is a symptom of his inattentiveness & distractability?

  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    A service dog is for helping people with disabilities, not police or military. Still he/they made the right choice, because he demonstrated that he’s not comfortable being around a bunch of strangers and a service dog needs to move with confidence in crowds.

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      could still be a great therapy dog!

  • puppycat (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    me too, pup. me too.

  • kateA
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    can i get out of the draft because i love my blahaj more than my country

    • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM
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      My plan to get out of the draft is being more trouble than I’m worth. I’d make a terrible soldier even if I wanted to serve.

    • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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      almost certainly

  • Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    Get this puppy a service dog asap 🥺

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      Or maybe… It’s the elephant that needs a service dog and puppy has volunteered!

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.mlM
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    Failing upwards

  • Eternal192@anarchist.nexus
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    I’d take him.

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