• wieson@feddit.org
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      21 days ago

      Yeah you come in here with that purple ass fleece
      Looking like a model for Alzheimer’s disease
      Unwashed teeth and your nail full of grease Your robe so long cause them ugly ass knees
      You’re baffled, cerfuffled, discombobulated, muffled
      But here’s a magic spell for you: SUGONDEEEEZE
      Oh your hair keeps thinnin
      Them thin lips grinnin
      Your eyeballs spinnin
      And I keep on winnin
      Did you lose your way to teach a Hogwarts class?
      Is my speech to new for you? Your mum’s an eager lass
      You wanna come at me for I’m speaking too crass?
      But your twiggy arms so thin like that stick up your ass

      Booyah

    • stingpie@lemmy.world
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      21 days ago

      Wizard, get off the stage, your health is soft, You need to quaff a potion to cure your cough. Oh, you think your precious little staff can halt the gaffe where everybody looked at you and began to laugh? Old man, take a look at yourself, you’re not top shelf, you’re lesser than a cobbler’s helper elf.