“Do you think my tattoo is cool?” No, I don’t. There are no cool tattoos. “Check out my sleeve!” Oh god ew.
Tattoos themselves are stupid. Doubly so if it’s some media IP. “I put Batman on my body!” “Look at this image of Goku on my calf!” I can’t think of many things I’d want to do less than that.
There are a few narrow exceptions. Chances are yours isn’t one of them.
If you personally like tattoos, fine. I’m not saying nobody should get tattoos because I don’t like them. I’m stating my opinion that tattoos are stupid, and I am stating it here because it is probably not a popular opinion.
My body is a temple!
Large, awkward to move, needs constant maintenance.
Have you considered some graffiti?
My body is one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place.
Crumbling from decades of neglect.
My body is a temple… but it’s a southeast Asian temple covered in monkey shit.