“I cast fireball.”
“but you’re less than 50 feet fr-”
interrupting “I didn’t ask how close I was, I said ‘I CAST FIREBALL’”
Gotta respect a fire caster with both bushy eyebrows still intact.
I don’t care that I’m in an orphanage made out of wood, I cast fireball.
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I was a scholar of Azefarl the murky when i was injured during a level two oija-reading. My soul was fractured in a thousand pieces and parts of it where devoured by the demon Zozo. I cannot sleep at night because the walls keep tearing away to reveal the horrors lurking beyond our reality and there is constant screaming coming from the void. The Sorcerers Guild did jack shit.
This dude always ends up on disability at some point.
Fun fact a few of those artificial sweeteners were discovered because the scientist didn’t wash up good enough after messing with chemicals. Some of it stayed on his fingers and he noticed it had a sweet taste.
So with that in mind OSHA has probably prevented some other random sweeteners from being discovered by enforcing health standards.
