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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • A_Wild_Alt_Appears@fedinsfw.app
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    2 days ago

    Just realized that my lifelong dream is to be a cat in a two cat household and we can bathe eachother.

    I don’t care that I’m hornyposting. My aspirations were previously unknown to me, and now I have purpose in this world

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      22 hours ago

      Idk, licking my own dirty bunghole seems gross, but not as gross as licking someone else’s.

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        21 hours ago

        Why is it dirty??? Wash your asshole 😭

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          21 hours ago

          My asshole is squeaky clean, I wash it, like a human. How do you think cats clean their assholes?

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            21 hours ago

            Yes, I’m joking just like you were. Generally if you’re rimming (or doing anal) you clean yourself first. If you’re doing petplay you don’t have to copy every element of being a pet, its ultimately roleplay

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              20 hours ago

              Ope, my bad. Also, fair point I suppose. Took it a bit too literally I guess.

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                19 hours ago

                Lol, no worries

                Take care! ☺️

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      Well violet is gone, so someone has to hornypost and fill the void, it may as well be you

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        She’ll be back in a month.

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          Violet deletes her account due to post-nut clarity. When the horniness reaches critical mass, a new account is created and the cycle continues.

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            Which will occur in roughly a month’s time.

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        I expect an influx of new hornyposters soon. Turns out theres a fixed quantity of horny and she was hogging it all.

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        Little did we know, this was actually their alt account all along

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          21 hours ago

          I’m a guy lol. I am hornyposting in my own right, don’t deny me my individuality!

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      User instance checks out

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        21 hours ago

        I saw this on my regular account and switched to my horny account for being horny 😌

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          Username and instance checks out then

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      Oh I don’t want to spoil your fun, but cats grooming another cat very often is a very NOT NICE thing.

      https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/when-a-cat-licks-another-cat-its-not-always-friendly-new-study-reveals-180989136/

      I can compound this study with the behaviour of my cats, where one of them often uses “grooming” as an obviously hostile action when the other one is on a spot he wants or if the other cat has my attention to make her leave.

      E: What a coincidence, normally my handle is “a_wild_mimic_appears” lol

      (grooming you to annoy you because you have a similar handle)

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        21 hours ago

        Absolutely here for getting bullied also. As long as there are cute people and tongues involved 🥹

        (and someone who I belong to, who is happy I’m around and pays attention to me)

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        Yep, our cats did that a lot, too

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        NOT very often. The article you linked to specifically used phrasing like “not uncommon” to talk about its frequency

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          What do you think “not uncommon” means?

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          not uncommon -> common, also equivalent to “often” when using less formal speech. My cat does this at least once every 2 days (since i moved out and took my 2 kitties with me from our herd of 4 i am happy to report that the frequency has dropped - he did this A LOT to the other cats, because he is a needy one and very jealous when he sees other cats getting attention)

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      I wanna be the one holding the hose lol

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