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time2lose@lemmy.worldBanned to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前

Man accused of stealing fire truck while crews battle fire at his home in Dalton, officials say

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Man accused of stealing fire truck while crews battle fire at his home in Dalton, officials say

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time2lose@lemmy.worldBanned to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前
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  • crispbacon99@lemmy.zip
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    Maybe he started it himself just to steal a firetruck?

  • treadful@lemmy.zip
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    wildcard!

  • RedWeasel@lemmy.world
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    I feel like I have heard this exact scenario happening before.

    • Steve@startrek.website
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      Intrusive thoughts. Cop cars are usually open and running…

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      Surely it has happened in Florida

    • schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s because you’ve played either Grand Theft Auto or Just Cause 2.

      • RedWeasel@lemmy.world
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        I found one from November where he allegedly set the home on fire as well.

        [https://www.witn.com/2025/11/24/man-accused-setting-his-home-fire-stealing-fire-department-vehicle-make-court-appearance/](Different man)

        • schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works
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          It’s all rookie shit until you steal a SWAT tank.

          • RedWeasel@lemmy.world
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            Are we talking just the tank or while they are responding to your own home?

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              Your own home. It’s much more challenging to walk out the front door after SWAT’s arrived.

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    Mmmmmmmmmeth?

    • time2lose@lemmy.worldBannedOP
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      not even once. no sir

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