Imagining some boomer dipshit rushing out to his garage to dust off the ol 12 foot cross he’s got on the wall.
Crusader. Peaceful. Hmm.
Our peaceful crusaders. Their barbaric horde.
They also won’t be anywhere near a million, so it checks out.
Unless they nail each other to these crosses I can’t take them seriously
They need to have a 4th crusade and end up burning down salt lake city because the hogs discovered Mormons are like overrepresented in the federal government.
a disgraced mormon lord (mitt romney) tries to use the kkkrusader forces bivouacing in SLC to become elder and governor of utah; accidentally turns utah into a southern baptist ecclesiatical state. the mormons retreat to colorado city as surrounding states take 60% of Utah’s counties. their heaps of gold disappear as mcmansions across the suburbs of the US become suspiciously ornate
this is what small arms took from you
“Hi God, I know I don’t pray as much as I’m supposed to, and that you’re not supposed to try to ‘bargain’ these things, but I will start going back to church, heh, religiously (oh shit, you probably don’t like puns[oh…dang, you probably don’t like swearing either]) if there are at least seven falling Cross-bonk fatalities at this event”If god is, as they say, good this one should be a freebie
praying for a gas line rupture
Ku Klux Klan Space Program
loving this new wave of ku klux krusaders, great time to be alive
CRUSADER White Rabbit
even if they are about as serious as a sniffle
is matrix reference or Alice in Wonderland reference?
Wasn’t Rocky the Flying Squirrel originally “Crusader Rabbit”?
Jefferson Airplane[s flying into the World Trade Center and Pentagon]
even jan 6 gets a pre-sequel, i am begging hollywood for a grain of originality
Committed Christian Crusaders
It must be wonderful to live like a big kid. Like if you were 12 you’d be the red ranger, but as a 60 year old with a heart condition you’re a medieval crusader. Bless you!
I too think the pope should declare a crusade against America.
“Peaceful Protest”
Oh yeah, I bet. Though I suppose all the cops in klan hoods attending this thing will confirm that all the lynchings they’ll be doing are “non-violent”
not really excited abt this Trench Crusade / Current Timeline Crossover.
I’m excited to meet this little dude
food truck ass flyer
I see “Crusader White Rabbit” doesn’t quite want his real name attached to this thing just yet. Just gonna leave the door open to unexpectedly having to cancel and not be associated with this in case they turn out to be not quite as million as they hoped. And what’s anyone gonna do about it? Complain and mess up the Christian unity?
Let’s say a million dipshits show up on Capitol Hill wielding crosses. What’s the gameplan after?
Taze themselves in the balls, get into a shootout with capitol police, and take a shit on Pelosi’s desk.
Stand around very angerly until Congress gets scared and surrenders all power to the Executive.
Burn cross
Sounds in character
No need for one. If a quarter million show up the Democrats will choose to believe it was 4 million, represents the will of the American people and will have no choice but to compromise with Trump in implementing Christian nationalism over the wants of their own voters.
