while it’s broadcast live, who would you choose?
Yes, this is entirely meant to be a silly question. It’s not meant to be serious or divisive in any way use it as a chance to I guess make fun and stuff see what kind of jokes you got.
Justin Trudeau and all of Trump’s female relatives are off limits. Gavin newsom’s off limits too. So is AOC. Zielinsky and Obama are off limits to so is Michelle Obama and her daughters even though they don’t really count they’re not politicians yet or I don’t think I don’t know
Bernie Sanders, no question
Omg lol
The most attractive 1% of the politicians receive 99% of the cheek kisses. It’s time to take a stand.
I am once again asking for consentual cheek smooches.
I don’t understand that reaction. He’s one of the incredibly few internationally well-known politicians that is actually intelligent, a good person and really fights for the good of humanity.
Is your reaction because he’s old? That only shows you are incredibly childish, dumb and shitty.
Is joke lay off
Young people laughing at old people is natural… But they get old themselves later and have to feel old and ugly too.
Consensual?
I’ll take one for the team. Dress in a string bikini, hairy man ass hanging out, slap on some lipstick, kiss Donald Trump during a live press briefing and make it super sensual. Make it seem like we’re lovers. “You’re my…” look at cameras “best friend… I… I… love you.” run away weeping That could cost him a few thousand votes, which might be enough to swing the election if they’re in a key district.
Or Angela Merkel. She has a twinkle in her eye.
I salute you and honor your sacrifice.
Margaret Thatcher, she’s as hot today as she was in 1985.
I guarantee it’s hotter where she is than where she was before she died
We all know that Trump and his followers would find a way to make you a gay loser and him a straight God.
I choose death
Alright lol
I’d kiss Matt Gaetzs weird lookin removed ass . He’s so weird looking man… like dam
I put his face in a photo distort app and it actually fixed it LOL like how the fuck is that even possible
AOC of course. She’s fine. Bonus points if I get to put my dick in Johnson’s mouth.
AOC is dreamy. Easy choice.
You’re gonna have to fight Shapiro for it.
AOC or Bernie Sanders
Literally my answer, we have to share.
We can form a line and make an event out of it. Maybe a festival of some kind.
We will have to get Jen Psaki in on it.
If it’s a life-or-death situation then literally any politican. Trump, Putin, Kim Jong Un. I wouldn’t give a damn. Obviously people would know I’m just trying to save my own life.
But since I get to pick any the first that comes to mind is our ex prime minister Sanna Marin.
They into it? Sanna Marin. They not into it? Ted Cruz
Pick any random Jihadist from the Republican army of the Oligarchy, doesn’t matter which. Making any of those corrupt call girl/persons look a tiny bit more morally dubious could help. Probably not because their entire voter base lacks fundamental logic skills.
Then I’d land one on AOC off camera.
Trump.
And then I would go on to say “of course we were more than friends though werent we Donny baby… Epstein may have intruduced us when I was 15 but… nobody has ever fucked me so well.” Then snotty bawling and begging him to take me one more time while hungrily backing at him arse first with my pants around my ankles.
My senator, Ron Wyden, would be a good choice. He has a sense of humor (I’ve met him) and really respectable politics. I’d feel no shame about doing this.
I’m German, so I’m probably kissing former European Left Party President and current MP Gregor Gysi.
- I don’t want to sexually assault anyone, and I think he would find it funny more than anything else
- I don’t want to do it maliciously to like make someone look bad and with his demeanor everyone will be like “it’s nice how chill he handled that”
- I think he did important work so I wouldn’t at all mind being seen with him in public
The only real other option would be Green Party MP Bruno Hönel because he’s the only gay MP I find cute and maybe I can sneak his number…
If the choice is life or death, I’d say/do what I need to say/do to keep my life, to the vast majority of politicians whether or not I like them.
…there are a few that I’d be tempted to take the opportunity to instead go for the jugular, even if doing so would come at the cost of my own life.
Would probably come down to where I fall on the depression-fuck-it scale at the time.
Pretty easy that, I’d go with Lisa Nandy.
Gunna look her up lol
Who’s that one prime minister from NZ?
Chris Hipkins.
If you’re into lady PMs you might have been hoping for Jacinda Ardern who retired last year. So did Finland’s Sanna Marin. But perhaps I can interest you in Iceland’s Katrin Jakobsdottir.
Jacinda was the one.
