https://global-tetrahedron.com/about
Hmm, I wonder why this shadowy organization sounds so… familiar?
https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Atheonion.com+"global+tetrahedron"
I think it might be safe to file this one under “Good News.” It sounds like everyone kept their jobs and the union is intact.
What is up with The Root anyway? I get linked articles from them on occasion about some major civil rights issue and they seem well-written and thoughtful and then I go to their page to see what else they’re writing about and it’s all shit like ‘Here’s 10 things to know about yesterday when Cardi B called Lizzo a removed.’