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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldBanned to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Time to cancel this tortoise

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Time to cancel this tortoise

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldBanned to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    He tried to help out the underground railroad but he was too slow.

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    It was a different time

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    I’m sure the tortoise would say the same back to Lil Nas x.

  • Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works
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    I really enjoy lil Nas X’s sense of humour.

  • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world
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    I think he’s still on his way to join the raid on area 51.

    • Zink@programming.dev
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      The front of his shell just kind of grinds along the ground when he’s in his full Naruto run.

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    If he was born in 1836 it only took him 25 years to manipulate America from across an ocean to fight a war to end slavery .

    Don’t see how he could have done much better than that.

  • CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net
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    If we dig through Jonathan’s social media posts, guaranteed there is something problematic.

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      All I’m gonna say is don’t read up on his opinions of turtles

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        Not that the world’s oldest and largest tortoises are horrible turtle-racists against the pleb species or anything.

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    He’s ~191 now Jonathan_(tortoise)

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    Doesn’t look a day over 150

  • BilboBargains@lemmy.world
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    Jonathan was like, get those n-words in the field.

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    TBF he looks pretty depressed about it so perhaps he regrets it now

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    Lil Nas X watching the Genocide in Gaza happen and doing nothing.

    • barooboodoo (he/him)@lemm.ee
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      Lil bro killed the devil, what the fuck have you done?

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    I read somewhere that Lincoln said the tortoise would find him and whisper secrets. Wait maybe it wasn’t Lincoln, but still. Leave the tortoise in the chamber of secrets.

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    deleted by creator

    • Rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world
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      I reckon he might have been joking to be honest

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    Holy shit, I can’t believe what he’s done, here’s a thread of his other sins!

    OMG a hit tweet, here’s my podcast, watch [show], please follow [creator]!

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