OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 4 months agoI heard JD is banned from the aquarium.lemmy.caimagemessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up1416arrow-down17
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minus-squarebitwaba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoOf course the couch didn’t cum, it’s a fucking couch. What’s wrong with you people?!
minus-squareakakunai@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoI hate to be the one to tell you this, but maybe it’s just you who can’t bring the couch to completion…?
minus-squarebitwaba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoI’ll have you know I find Wet Ass Cushion to be incredibly offensive. I’ve interacted with many of them in my day and never have I met a cushion that wasn’t artificially wet. The couch orgasm is a myth.
Of course the couch didn’t cum, it’s a fucking couch. What’s wrong with you people?!
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but maybe it’s just you who can’t bring the couch to completion…?
I’ll have you know I find Wet Ass Cushion to be incredibly offensive. I’ve interacted with many of them in my day and never have I met a cushion that wasn’t artificially wet. The couch orgasm is a myth.