ickplant@lemmy.worldM to Opossums@lemmy.world · 1 month agoJust leave me alonelemmy.worldimagemessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1956arrow-down110
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minus-squareivanafterall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·1 month agoSomeone recently hit me with, “What do you have going on the rest of the day?” and I stood in stunned silence for way too long.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 month agoI’ve adopted, “Nothing, it’s great!”
minus-squareZoidsberg@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoI usually just say “recovering from this” and gesture vaguely at everything
minus-squarecheesymoonshadow@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoI like asking coworkers near the end of our shift, “What’s for dinner?”
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoI alwas answer those questions with a “why’s that?”, makes them actually asknwhat they want while you think of a lie. You’re not gonna trick me into hanging out with you this time!
Someone recently hit me with, “What do you have going on the rest of the day?” and I stood in stunned silence for way too long.
I’ve adopted, “Nothing, it’s great!”
I usually just say “recovering from this” and gesture vaguely at everything
Weeping and wailing
I like asking coworkers near the end of our shift, “What’s for dinner?”
I alwas answer those questions with a “why’s that?”, makes them actually asknwhat they want while you think of a lie.
You’re not gonna trick me into hanging out with you this time!