• dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago
    1. Yo mama so fat that not even light can escape her gravitational pull.
    2. Yo mama so fat that our galaxy revolves around her.
    3. Yo mama so fat that when she last farted, they called it the Big Bang.
    4. Yo mama so fat she’s expanding faster than the speed of light.