*McEstrogen
A brand new truck for $37k?! Might as well be a dollar menu item
Ah, but this is the 5-150, not the F-150
Maybe it fits in the happy meal box.
Yes hi can I get extra cum?
That’ll be $69.69. Would you like to leave a tip?
Just the tip.
fries (she/they) is so me wtf i think that’s my new gender
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You just unlocked a memory.
It was early covid and I had to go to the DMV. I live in Tennessee. I was wearing a mask because I was a caregiver to a couple of very compromised people.
Some lady (in line with me, and at less than 6 feet) starts going off loudly about masks and how they’re so harmful and you don’t get enough oxygen and only stupid sheep wear them anyway. So I took it off and said, “Oh, man, such a relief to hear that. I got exposed at work but they’re just so uncomfortable! I’m really glad they’re more dangerous to wear than not to wear.”
She turned white, stood there for maybe a minute, then left the building. I put the mask back on. Didn’t pop positive for the first time for two more years but I sure hope that lady reconsidered some things.
Finally: metric burgers.
That truck ain’t expensive enough, the poors might buy it. /s