Racism? No, very mammalian.
I choose liz. I have to.
Announcer voice: Lizardman!
mmmm, no, very mammalian
Welcome the reptilian overlords
My sleepy little gargoyle.
I feel like this is a safe place to tell this story.
My roommate had a chameleon. Some mornings I would greet him by saying “what up, my lizard!”
All I would ever get in response was side eye.
Take your upvote and get out of here
very mammalian like zuck
bugs
sometimes, when explaining mundane things that can’t be confused as a metaphor, literally sounds extra stupid…
Just look at this skink!
hmm, approved
Spiny banana.
Perfect timing! Just found this little guy in my garage and took him outside.
Where do you live that you get garage lizards like this?!
Southern California. I think it’s an alligator lizard.
Neat!
He’s such a long boi!
Cyberbullying, not even once.
:( sad lizard noises
Was he the lizard or was everyone else a lizard, I forget.
Finally, my moment has come.
But also, I love this guy:
Beautiful! Not mammalian at all
I will allow it because he looks very polite
Guys…
This is my darling son Tofu*Edit: formatting
Please tell cute Tofu that I love him and he is the best!! Thank you for sharing his cuteness with us!
Tofu stands guard at the window! Thank you for keeping us safe, Tofu!
Hello, tofu
