In Elementary school, sitting in those hard seats/desks — a gentle fart would slip out (aka, calculated) and I would have to shift my weight to let the air bubbles escape from underneath my balls/taint

It was like a little slipstream of air bubbles that got trapped; and I could shift the stream around my taint with an asscheeks-thighs-balls combo. Kinda just able to roll back and forth on a little bed of air

I was an Airbender and never even realized