• Seasm0ke@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3·
    1 hour ago

    Definitely had farts that bubbled up through the sack. Parting testis on a hot day like Moses and the red sea

  • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zipEnglish
    31·
    13 hours ago

    Omg I’m post surgery and I had heard of farts traveling forward but now I’ve experienced it. It is a weird feeling I don’t know if I’ll ever get used to it

    Edit to add bonus experience: I wear a lot of dresses. Before when I’d fart it would funnel up be escape at the back of my neck. Now sometimes when it travels forward it funnels up and escapes right in my face

    • garbagebagel@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      1 hour ago

      It is a weird feeling I don’t know if I’ll ever get used to it

      After 33 years I can comfortably tell you, you won’t get used to it. Welcome!

  • bdot@lemmy.worldEnglish
    21·
    15 hours ago

    not only did i just find out that girls DO fart, but also that they do it TWICE!!!

    • blazeknave@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      1 hour ago

      Second grade. New girl sits next to me her first day, leans in and whispers “I’m not like other girls. You haven’t met one like me.” My thoughts: “I’m the white kid in the black neighborhood, you’re not going to be the first black girl I know.” Nope… “I’ve never farted. I don’t do that.”

  • MissJinx@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3·
    12 hours ago

    hahahha that’s true. It is weirdly satisfying when they travel forward. But it only happens with silent ones.

    • garbagebagel@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      1 hour ago

      Am I the only one that feels very grossed out by it? I truly hate it and then I worry I’ll get an infection or something. (I shart more than most adults I think)

      • MissJinx@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        3 minutes ago

        oh god no hahaha I never shart because I have IBS and I don’t fart outside of the bathroom if Im not 100% sure it’s just a fart hahahah