TehBamski@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoI mean... COME ON MANi.imgur.comimagemessage-square46linkfedilinkarrow-up1821arrow-down12
arrow-up1819arrow-down1imageI mean... COME ON MANi.imgur.comTehBamski@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square46linkfedilink
minus-squareholycrap@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down1·7 days agoInsurance doesn’t cover acts of God
minus-squareStache_@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up10·7 days agoI could probably convince a jury he’s more of an alien
minus-squareKatana314@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 days agoFunny side topic: Insurance doesn’t cover acts of terrorism. So, by the DOJ placing that label on recent Tesla vandalism, the insurance claims become invalid.
minus-squareEstonianGuy@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoSo basically one shouldnt get a tesla since insurance wont cover it?
minus-squareDragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·7 days agoJesus is both man and god. Have we considered the possibility of a superjesus?
minus-squareGissaMittJobb@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 days agoSuperman falls under the Force Majeure-clause
minus-squareoni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 days agoIf he pay taxes he is so mundane as you and me
Insurance doesn’t cover acts of God
I could probably convince a jury he’s more of an alien
Deport him!
Funny side topic:
Insurance doesn’t cover acts of terrorism. So, by the DOJ placing that label on recent Tesla vandalism, the insurance claims become invalid.
So basically one shouldnt get a tesla since insurance wont cover it?
He’s called superman, not supergod
Jesus is both man and god. Have we considered the possibility of a superjesus?
Superman falls under the Force Majeure-clause
If he pay taxes he is so mundane as you and me