Directives:

1. Serve elevensies
2. Protect the Shire
3. (Up)hold the One Ring
4. Classified (ask Gandalf)

I can’t wait to watch the super cut where he runs around stabbing every goblin in the dick with Sting.

THE RING IS A GIFT TO THE FOES OF DETROIT. YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY.

I’d like to return the memory of this image please. I don’t want it in my head.

Remember when Frodocop stabbed that orc in the dick?

Looks like the Borg queen.

Sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan.

“Where are you coming from?”

…suspect smoking pipe…

“Alright then, keep your secrets”

You have 5 seconds to comply…and show me the road to Mordor.