• MrPibb@lemmynsfw.com
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    3 days ago

    Yeah but my signature would be really boring if I hadn’t learned it. But also fuck you Miss. Merrell you crotchety old bag. 

    • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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      3 days ago

      I’m lucky. My signature is just my initials in one unbroken line, like a little logo, and everyone comments on how professional it looks. Cursive wasn’t involved at all. Just lines overlaid that look like my initials because I am a lazy fucker.

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        Those low resolution digital signature pads they had at Point of Sale systems briefly between paper signed receipts and cards with chips turned my signature into to vaguely wavy lines and I have now adopted it fully - even on paper.

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          Those things are what got me to use this signature too actually. My previous one was cursive (granted, sloppily) but it just ended up a weird mess. Started doing this to make it visible.

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              3 days ago

              Oh no, you misunderstand. I had to create that signature FOR the shitty tablets. My previous signature just ended up looking like I was a stroke victim.

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          Yes, things designed to take signatures with a polling rate of like 10hz. Whoever OKd those to actually be produced should be thrown in a dungeon. POS tablets too.

    • Goretantath@lemm.ee
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      3 days ago

      My signature is either a scrible or the word signature, because anytime i am required to use my signature these days, it doesn’t actually matter whats written.

    • grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org
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      My signature is my first name in Gregg shorthand, middle initial, then my last initial with a scribble afterwards. The Gregg shorthand bit is neat because it looks kinda like my first initial, but it isn’t in ways I can detect