TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 days agoDon't pull a knife on Americanslemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up1301arrow-down113file-text
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minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 days agoCop pulls out a second reverso “No you’re under arrest for grand theft auto, possession of 14 difference controlled substances, and being too cool for college!”
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 days agopulls a pick 4 guess you’re going away for a loooong time! Also: Uno.
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agopulls out another pick 4 Oh, am I? You have to pick up 4 items from the evidence locker and we’re allowed to use it against you later in court!
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoWhy are there so many dildos in here? And why is this one PARTLY brown? 🤔😬 Thanks for all the blue meth, though, I’ll be sprinting to Argentina now! Meep-meep!
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoThat’s what YOU think! *pulls out a seven* Well, shit.
Cop pulls out a second reverso
“No you’re under arrest for grand theft auto, possession of 14 difference controlled substances, and being too cool for college!”
pulls a pick 4 guess you’re going away for a loooong time! Also: Uno.
pulls out another pick 4
Oh, am I? You have to pick up 4 items from the evidence locker and we’re allowed to use it against you later in court!
Why are there so many dildos in here? And why is this one PARTLY brown? 🤔😬
Thanks for all the blue meth, though, I’ll be sprinting to Argentina now! Meep-meep!
That’s what YOU think!
*pulls out a seven*
Well, shit.