From Mimi
There’s less extreme and non-violent ways of provoking gun violence from americans…
Like going to school
Or literally just go anywhere. Grocery store, cinema, music festival, the mall…
Whys he looking at the back of the card?
Making sure it’s not a counterfeit card. Only gotta follow genuine Uno cards.
He reversed it. Simple as
I keep an uno reverse card in my wallet for this very reason (actually mostly for if a cop pulls me over, but either way)
I’m just worried I’ll forget it’s there and not use it
“No, YOU’RE under arrest for reckless driving, possession of large quantities of 7 different controlled substances, and being too cool for school!”
“Alright alright, I’ll come quietly! Here’s the keys to your police cruiser, your badge, your gun, and your first paycheck!”
Cop pulls out a second reverso
“No you’re under arrest for grand theft auto, possession of 14 difference controlled substances, and being too cool for college!”
pulls a pick 4 guess you’re going away for a loooong time! Also: Uno.
pulls out another pick 4
Oh, am I? You have to pick up 4 items from the evidence locker and we’re allowed to use it against you later in court!
Why are there so many dildos in here? And why is this one PARTLY brown? 🤔😬
Thanks for all the blue meth, though, I’ll be sprinting to Argentina now! Meep-meep!
That’s what YOU think!
*pulls out a seven*
Well, shit.
