It’s fucking gross.
The smell, the taste, the sound it makes when people scoop big globs of it. And fuck “chefs” who try to church it up and call it aioli to put it on everything.
Your “secret sauce” isn’t a fucking secret it’s fucking mayo and go fuck yourself I don’t want it.
Is this 4chan copypasta? Nobody thinks Mayonnaise is a food because it’s a condiment. I wouldn’t think to reply ketchup either.
And what’s with the ego about it? Disliking a condiment doesn’t make you better than “normies”