• dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
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    I think this is super accurate. I might have in a moment (or twelve or a hundred) of weakness eaten a whole box of these in a single sitting.

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    Bleh, these things are nasty. A thin “cookie” that crumbles like powder and is roughly the texture and flavor of wet cardboard, with a hint of chocolate, surrounding a grainy piece of “frozen dairy dessert” (legally not ice cream).

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      3 days ago

      “The Big Fundamental” is a great nickname.

      Also, this:

      Duncan himself commented on his “boring” image, stating, “If you show excitement, then you also may show disappointment or frustration. If your opponent picks up on this frustration, you are at a disadvantage.”

      …that is some Sun Tzu Art of War-style pschowarfare right there. Good for Tim.

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        Is that psychowarfare or a boring person trying to sound not-boring?

        Not to take anything away from his skill

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    Where I live around Christmas they come out with these but that have mint filling with little idk like cookie balls or something inside. Damn I can’t wait for Christmas.

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      Never encountered that in my 30+ years of scarfing down these. At least in the US they are traditionally a chocolatey thing.

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        Never mind, the last ingredient on the list is alkali cocoa, but it was not legible on the package I had.

        Still, tastes about as much like chocolate as gingerbread does though!

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    I dunno who Tim Duncan is. I simply don’t care enough to ask my AI assistant.

    But since it’s being asked: Something in between.

    I’m a plain vanilla ice cream kinda guy for what it’s worth, and I don’t consider myself an ice cream snob, but the past few times I’ve had ice cream sandwiches it tasted like the ingredients would be listed something along the lines of hydrogenated deoxymethylothmeticexpialidocous #6, high fructose corn syrup, titanium dioxide, artificial flavors. No thank you.

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      I don’t know what’s worse you not knowing who Tim Duncan is or you relying on an AI assistant to do all of your research.

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      Tim Duncan is a singer with Ernie Haase & Signature Sound, a Southern gospel quartet.