Whoops, long term studies show it turns the host into a zombie after 4 years.

Original or hot n spicy?

Every day

Pooping without your phone

Butt wait, there’s more!

What if they come to the window?

9 peaches

Neuron status: Activated

Wait, it’s gonna be Monday all fucking day?! This is bullshit!

Spared no expense on HR, contact lawyers, and icecream.

The bio science was averaging success. Not their fault that the IT dept fumbled the ball.

Robbing a bank

Hands in the fucking air! X

“YOLO” ✓

Goose farming

Thank you, I’m glad you have a system that works for you.

Although good news, she just texted me and said “It’s fine, do what you want.” so, crisis averted!

But you still might have a mental illness, talking aside

Rebound fantasy

I’ve actually learned of a way to cheat and not pay car tax at all. Sell it.

Nah, playing music is worse. They are disrespecting the artist, the art, and everyone around them.

Deadweight

I got the right to remain silent but I’m still gonna run my mouth at the pigs