It represents the twists and turns each of us must face through our lives, our great unrealized potential, contained unspectacularly and placed at the periphery of society. Our yearning to be given an opportunity for great heroism that never arrives. Waiting for a purpose and meaning.

There was a day when you inserted a CD into your computer for the last time and you didn’t even realise. Sad when you think about it.

https://youtu.be/_2W8kCk1qnU?is=yj6x80pIcbp5huhA

Sprinkled, damp, moist, wet, soaked, drenched, sodden, inundated

It also doesn’t strictly limited to food. You can be starved of oxygen. Why not water too?

Drinkwant

He has died from want of drink. Drinkwant

“This position requires 6 beers experience.”

Homecoming sluts 9?

Can’t return the cash, or even stop profiting for it either, unfortunately.

They literally scraped the whole internet at the internet’s cost, and then made a content cloning machine that prevents your work from being seen and forced you to subsidize it.

Pizza purists are so funny. Like oh, your culture/city/country has a monopoly on putting random stuff on top of flat bread while it’s baking? Get real. Probably the first loaf of flatbread ever made, the person eating it was like “This would be better with some sauce and stuff on top while it’s baked.”

It really doesn’t get much better than that. You can substitute milk for cream, and also force it through a sieve to get extra creamy mash, and add a bit of garlic, but well done mash is so simple and good

Something you saw in a fever dream

I’m still waiting for them to introduce a KDR

Advertising, on my Lemmy? It’s more likely than you think.

Micro is pretty good

They did surgery on a grape

CinemaSins - it just became cringe

Good Mythical Morning - too ‘producrd’ and they started doing gross shit

Mysterious Universe (YouTube and podcast) - They became rightwing antivax, anti-abortion, anti-mask, homophobic, transphobic, racist losers over the course of 2 years after COVID.

One must imagine Sisyphus hungry

After botched execution, another judge orders them to live together in a small apartment for 1 year and be filmed for a reality TV show to win a million bucks.

I always read the 1 star reviews, and usually nothing else. If they are all dumb shit like “Mine never arrived!” Or “It broke the first time I threw it at the wall” then I know it’s probably fine

1 X scroll of insight (cursed). You detect enemies at much greater distances than normal, but there’s a 50% chance they aren’t really there.

1 X scroll of night vision +2 (I always have a thermal camera on my person)

1 X tome of deep knowing (films and movies). Extremely detailed and useless for any purpose

1 X potion of quench thirst (I am never without a water bottle)

The rest is grey loot, useless LVL 1 weapons