Ooh, a glass bouy! OOH, a catamaran! Oh boy, a bale of cocaine!

You could not pay me to go to the US. Id sooner visit Syria.

There are exactly 67 seperate Epstein files still to be released

Nonsense, there would be a sternly worded letter to the ambassador, a UN resolution vote to denounce Russia (Russia would veto), and possibly some sanctions on luxury croc exports.

TIL Powerpuff girls is set in a place called Townsville

I don’t always listen to Jedi Mind Tricks, but when I do, I’m usually baking muffins for my my friends from AA to cheer them up.

Photons exist at the edge of our dimension, not really a part of it, but skimming the borderlands between dimensions. Like a bug on the surface of a lake, it influences the lake and the atmosphere simultaneously, can be inferred by its effect on the lake, but it cannot be observed (eaten) by a fish without also fully entering the lake dimension. In this borderland state the photon has the theoretical potential to influence many dimensions, but doesn’t belong to any one of them. Measuring, or touching the photon turns that potential into causative certainty where the photon is now part of our dimensions’ event chain, pulling it fully into our dimension to the exclusion of all others and converting it from a probabilistic multidimensional potential into a deterministic unidimensional particle.

I just made all that up but it sounds pretty good IMO.

People naming things in Australia:

• Townsville
• Western Australia
• Shark bay
• Great Sandy Desert
• Little Sandy Desert
• Snowy Mountains

But you also have wildcards:

• Tasmania (not actually a mental illness)
• Monkey Mia (There are no monkeys, and nobody named Mia)
• Lake disappointment (contains no water)
• Blue mountains (they are mostly green)
• King Island (we don’t recognise its claim to the throne)

Use Rustdesk to remotely work on a computer you own. If you’re sure there’s not screen recording or keystroke spyware on the work PC, it’s pretty untraceable

I’m making a browser based game about losing your job and then picking up cans to deposit them at 10c a piece for a living. Like the existential paperclips game.

The Nullarbor plain sounds like an Aboriginal word, but it’s just Latin and means “No trees” because there are no trees on it.

Also it weirdly falls out of the sky sometimes.

The snazzy European uniforms?

You’re not getting paid top dollar for your people? You should see my people guy, he do you a good deal.

Gun

This is not at all like America. I’m quite shocked, really.

Petro-terrorists.

Anything’s ok as long as you ad hyphen terrorist to the person, place or thing.

Sounds like something a couple of skinnys would say.

I listened to Fountainhead audiobook and from the very start, I knew I was going to fucking hate this Roarke fella. What an absolute wanker.

It’s helpful to always have a sourdough starter on or about your person.