Drop and run

Valentina Tereshkova was the first woman in space, Sally Ride was just the first American woman in space, but she didn’t really share her menstrual experience.

9/11 truther. Missile pods on military jets and fed reserve gold heist. WTC7 got me in. But I was also a welder and I’d been making thermite for fun since I was a teenager so I knew that jet fuel didn’t have to melt steel beams to significantly reduce its tensile strength, just several hundred degrees was enough to weaken steel. And I know the difference between thermite products and liquid aluminium pouring from the buildings, thermite looks like straight up lava, and in any case, you need way, way more thermite to melt through a steel girder than you might expect from watching movies. It takes at least half a kilo just to melt through the hood of a car, let alone and engine block like the anarchist cookbook would have you believe, I know because I did it.

I’m a moon god fella myself. Nothing against your sun god, but moon is there for us in the dark and scary night. She not afraid. Once a month, she gives us 5 nights of moonlight so bright we can hunt and feast in the nighttime. She doesn’t hurt you when you make eye contact with her.

To be fair to NASA, sometimes shit goes sideways and astronauts have to stay in space way longer than expected.

I think that they are dunking on google for only serving Ai summaries and high paying sponsored results.

Yet

Raw cheese is an otherworldly experience that the jackbooted FDA is depriving all Americans of.

Ugh my bank keeps calling me and making me validate my identity by rattling off the card number and security code, to warn me that hackers have charged my card absurd amounts! It would be nice if they called before the hackers steal my money. That’s how I memorised it.

“We start with a little walk…”

“I’m starting to think you guys only liked me for my gas!”

Make sure you rotate your bras so you don’t develop uneven wearing. Always carry a spare, incase you have a blowout

No, I don’t think I will.

Does Jesus impart weight on the water at all? We have to assume not, because otherwise he would create a depression in it. This means he could stand on the flow coming out of a hosepipe that he himself is holding.

With a long enough hosepipe he could fly over buildings.

This makes me uncomfy

Why did these temporarily convert me from being a closeted book nerd into the most flaming obnoxious book nerd?

If you’re not setting emojis as your drive letters, you’re living in the past.

Incidentally, don’t open the 😳: drive

Food hasn’t been plentiful for most of history. It’s been scarce and expensive.

Being fatter meant that:

• You had access to more food than you needed
• You could afford more food than you needed
• you didn’t work a manual labor job that required you to not be fat

It’s similar with pale skin and long hair. Pale skin (or powdered skin) meant that you didn’t work outdoors. Long hair (on men and women) often meant that you didn’t work with machinery (looms, mangles ect). In many cases, fancy clothing, hair and makeup for men and women that took hours to apply was its own signal - you could afford to waste money on the clothes and servants to dress you, and you could afford to waste hours every day getting all costumed up.

You got your boyeriod

Why didn’t my guidance counselor tell me this was an option it sounds perfect for me!