for corporate services we do every 30 days. which is standard. emergency patches get direct support and resolved quickly.

I was born in 1973, removed. I’m no boomer.

All my publicly accessible servers update every 6 hours and reboot after whenever they need to. It’s rare I need to step in and fix something. I checked a few hours ago and I’m not at risk.

not the flex you think it is.

didn’t npm have a worm problem a few days ago?

kayra yes!

I hear you should do cocaine about those.

it’s almost as if humans are petty power-hungry little bastards.

good news! you will have those too!

in your defense, the hershey stains in the sheets will never come out. they’re going to need to get new sheets.

mathematician, physicist, and theoretical physicist arguing about what is “real”

there can only be one!

how can time be real if we don’t even know how magnets work?

and how can magnets the whole thing if our eyes aren’t real?

while we’re at it, if our eyes aren’t real how can we dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

same could be said about taking a steamy shit on the toilet. 8-10% of all cardiac emergencies happen in the bathroom.

sometimes you get the stinky fudge dragon, other times the stinky fudge dragon gets you.

hundred thousand? naw.

hundred million. sure. I could actually do some good for the world with that.

I would troll the fuckin shit out of billionaires and shitty corpofascist with every penny.

then they came for men with assholes for mouths, and I said nothing.

rice, beans, canned meats, food banks.

if you can, grow a garden with staples that you can eat.

squash, tomato, eggplant, potato.

anything to add to a meal that can stretch grocery ingredients out and make them not as expensive.

not enough room to grow your own? find a community garden in your area. not find one? reach out to city planning and ask if there’s anywhere you can use for a community garden. they might even have some funds to help you get it established.

no thanks. I did nothing wrong so I won’t change. how about we regulate glassholes and force them to wear ugly colored frames.

eating ass is also an option if you don’t want to eat grass.

I was antisocial before it was cool. they are emulating me if anything.

besides, I’m not going to be something I’m not just because some rich assholes decided to make it their whole evil plan.

black lives matter stealing land from honest working Americans now!?

/s

part of me thinks when doge looted the coffers for the bureau of land management they specifically only referred to it as BLM so that the dum dums actually thought what I said above.

welcome to the group!

stay over there…