PrimeErective

(keikaku means plan)

Same (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

John Mulaney’s take

Ugh, I was just telling the youngins about the old phones with the IR blasters that let you control everything. Those were the days

Dear Salt,

I hope this message doesn’t find you. May your beers be warm and your showers frigid.

Cold regards, Prime

Satoshi the cryptographer, eh?

Did you mean to post this on shittyasklemmy?

GERBURGER

First largest is Walmart, in case anyone else was curious

iSame

I saw a full rainbow from a plane once. It was sick

Yeah I know but the way they talk is just kinda creepy

Oh man I don’t know why numbers stations are so spooky but they spook me out

Personal is crazy

Shared joy is double joy, shared sorrow is half a sorrow

I feel like flipping your tongue down like that while saying “no” gives it a certain definitiveness

Hey yo check out this guy with the ornithopter!

I just checked, you can chat. I thought of it as kind of a newer feature but it’s probably been available for a few years now.

Maybe the problem is that you can’t make a group chat?

Edit: you can definitely make group chats

Good to know. I always thought it would be more exciting to jump from the top!

Every little thing that you say or do