“Left over-and-under right and pull ends tight, then right loop over-and-under left loop, pull both loops tight” was the way I learned. It’s just the entire ‘letting go then pulling thru’ that broke my brain when I was a little kid. Also, fuck Asics, some of their laces won’t stay tied unless you epoxy the knot.
Also, RoundUp is so safe you can drink it!
https://youtu.be/QWM_PgnoAtA?t=26
The cognitive dissonance…
It was a STUNNING tongue lashing.
Imagine having to put up with two self-absorbed billionaire asshats at the office every day.
Trump: Please block watchdog access to DOGE documents.
Supreme Court: Why?
Trump: For… reasons.
Apropos of nothing, I read a post claiming that the phonetic pronunciation of “ChatGPT” in France translates to “Cat I farted.” So I used Google Translates audio and sure enough, “ChatGPT” and “Chat j’ai pété” sound nearly identical when piped through the app’s audio feature.
There was a woman in her late 30s in one of my college classes back in 1999. She was a driver for UPS, and had nearly 20 years worth stock options. UPS went public that year, and her stock options were converted to Class A common stock. She decided to hang onto her shares. I found out a couple of years ago that she signed up for a DRIP (Dividend Reinvestment Plan), and will retire a millionaire.
Running the P - I grab a cart and hurtle myself around the perimeter of the store: bakery, produce, meats, and dairy (the home stretch!). If that changes, I’m screwed.
Wait, are you saying that reconciling my checking account while two unrelated trains of thought (accompanied by a random song) run through my head is not something that everyone deals with?\s
Only a decade? Noob.
They’re still around, tho:
Every time you click this link, it will send you to a random Web 1.0 website
Edit: In case you don’t like surprises: https://wiby.me/
"I appointed them, I can un-appoint them.
…and that’s how I became a walking encyclopedia of mostly useless facts.
YSK that there are private weather $ervice$, but fuck the plebes, right?
Trump’s justice department is considering a non-prosecution agreement
Daddy needs a new jet, not an used 747.
Ah yes, car E driven by Leeeerrroooooyyyy Jenkins 
I don’t doubt it, however I was thinking more about admin, IT, & support staff, housekeeping, kitchen staff, security, the Marines, and all the rest of the folks who keep the gears oiled and turning.