We already knew this. Snipes dropped this info on us in Deadpool & Wolverine!

Not any old janitor though, a union janitor! So it could be worse.

Being able to work smarter and not harder allows for more memes and doomscrolling time on the clock!

Where’s Dr. Hunter S.Thompson? Where’s Dr. Nick?

Reservoir Dogs, O Brother Where Art Though, Blues Brothers, From Dusk til Dawn,

That is a better analogy!

Makes as much sense as installing a smoke detector in your house then using your bbq indoors and acting surprised when you hear the alarm.

The lesser of two weevils

Meditate without moving for 2 hours took a lot of effort to work up to. Couldn’t do 5 minutes when I started.

Might be a dumb question but why not just use Piped?

That’s no Jesus, that’s a Phil Collins!

Something nobody wants helping destroy something everyone needs.

The changes in technology from 1984 to 2004 is mind boggling fast when compared to the minimal changes between 2004 to 2024

Bill Paxton just enjoying the high doesn’t surprise me at all

Rebatable to who? Unattended 2 year olds?

Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote, The droghte of March hath perced to the roote, And bathed every veyne in swich licóur Of which vertú engendred is the flour;

I’ve got 6 minutes of salary saved, this is adulting!

Keep Undawn outta your mouth!

Those people are in their 70s and still working I bet

Look again, it actually says Trumpster