I always have a Reddit user chauffeur me home. They don’t think too much.

  • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    I’m an unmedicated ADHD-haver with prosopagnosia and a fucked up set of motor cortexes.

    Come on, kill me. It’s not hard. I’m a double stroke victim who has a hard time walking.

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      9 months ago

      They’d have to leave their parents’ basement for that to happen. I think that everyone in this thread could kick their shit in.

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        9 months ago

        Sometimes I think about that story “Deathworlders” a lot, where humanity finds out it’s the most sturdy and muscular force in the entire galaxy, and that an average bartender could rip the arms off a member of the second-strongest, incredibly-feared species, and beat them senseless with their own arms.

        (Those fuckers tried to land in the middle of a hockey game, and over the course of thirty seconds, the audience went from “oh shit aliens!” to “kick their ass! kick their ass!”)

        I’m just saying, I could prolly rip this guy’s arm off with my one good hand, and slap him with it, and leave.

    • LunatiQue Goddess @lemmy.worldBannedOP
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      Lol you people are actually coocoo No one said anything about killing you. Are we in the same reality right now?

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        Look here, you bad-faith mfer. Your comment history is public and I can read your gross disgusting comments in real time, and somehow you have the limp shriveled balls to misrepresent yourself in front of me?

        At least fucking own your stupid genocide ideology.