Work from home husband acts all excited when I get home too because there’s someone else finally
My ex wasn’t unemployed, but owned a franchise that he didn’t interact with much day-to-day. He totally could’ve done more for it, but he preferred to stay home and goon all day. Never cleaned, even his own spills in the kitchen and dishes that would pile up by the computer.
Meanwhile I had flight school at the crack of dawn, college classes after, then worked up until 9:30pm. When I came home, he was desperate to socialize while I was desperate to rest and be alone. (Though I usually couldn’t even do that, since I had to clean up after the slob, and do homework on top of that.)
Then he was surprised when I wanted to break up. Hmm.
I’m about to be unemployed, lets goo
goo
Well, that’s one way to spend your free time.
>:D
Now I’m going to slink off guiltily before you realize I shat on the living room carpet. In all fairness, the Roomba must bear some of the blame for how things turned out there.
Unfortunately this golden retriever coded woman has a job. And no, I am not just excited to be helping. They rarely even give me treats when I do a good job
One of those two is a natural state for a human.
I mean, if you gave a puppy a job, it would probably want some alone time and a beer at the end of the day too.
Puppies also like it if you tell them what a good job they did.
@not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone @microblogmemes@lemmy.world
I’m not really into dogs, for they bark and it’s exceedingly loud to my hearing.
Similarly, despite being a cat person, cats are playful, while I am not.
And both are overly “petful”, and I’m far from docile.
I’d, therefore, label myself… owl coded.
A kind of owl whose sleep time varies, sometimes during night (yes, owls can be diurnal), other times (as I’ve been for 3 days; it’s 4:14AM here as I started concatenating this text) during day.
However, I’m biased towards being awaken during the night, for the night wears this dark dress, this beautiful bright silver pendant which changes shape every week, has these soft dark wings, not to mention how things are (generally) quieter so I can hear when She begins hooting.
Hang in there, OP
Arf… 🥺
I hope that person doesn’t like sex because they won’t be getting any for a while
Oof ouch my feels
TL;DR, keep your pupies away from them.
