196 just ain’t the same since it switched instances

    • alekwithak@lemmy.world
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      Standing = bad
      Water = bad
      Hot water = also bad for different reasons
      Soap: stings

      Yeah idgi either. I understand why women make the assumption, because at least they have the showerhead, but I’m surprised to see male support for the shower wank. Different strokes, I guess.

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      I’ve never been left wanting for lubrication, regardless of the wank location. You must be using a different technique than I.

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        You know, this may sound silly, but you just taught me something about myself with just that one word. I have never had the experience of not having privacy. My parents let me close my bedroom door and would not just barge in without knocking. I have never lived with anyone as an adult who would violate my privacy either. I’ve never needed to consider privacy in that way because I have never lacked it. A sort of privilege I had I hadn’t realized until you said that.

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          kids man, they don’t understand the word privacy. as we speak my 11 has just interrupted my bath to take a piss lol.

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              ha, a wise move indeed in these trying times. anyway, good luck to you friend!

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              I got a vasectomy because I don’t want kids. Unfortunately, when I got home, they were still there.

              (I’m kidding, I love my kids. But I definitely don’t want any more)

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      I would’ve expected they wank in the shower before they actually shower?

      Is that why everybody wants to have a waterproof phone these days?

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      Semen is also not water soluble. Clogs your drains. I always remember because my neighboring university had to put out a pretty humorous notice about that to their dorm students.